September 2010
Catch 22: I can’t afford to move where the jobs are but I can’t seem to make enough money where I am to be able to afford to move.
Pyjamas wrapped around a hot water bottle pre-bed? @s_p_fraser is the best boyfriend ever.
RT @jessicahische: learned of a couple getting married on 10/01/10 because that’s “&” in binary. fucking amazing.
“… he is the Cat that walks by himself, and all places are alike to him.”
Brrrr! It’s cold in here…
I hate having to pander to old racists who refuse to speak to anyone whose first language isn’t English.
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My friend Danny was so proud if his latest poo that he took a photo to show everyone…
I wonder what my life would be like if I didn’t look like an injured giraffe in high heels…
Now someone is slaughtering an Elvis song. Someone fetch me a weapon…
Might also start offering house-portraits for a small, reasonable fee :)
These shoes look like they’ve fallen straight out of a Cassandre poster http://bit.ly/b4Wz8I
Going to set up a Big Cartel shop to flog off the stuff I have left from the degree show…
Let it be known, the outdoor karaoke over my back fence is not appreciated…
Wow. Sole Trader’s website is horrible…
Especially when the playlist is: I believe I can fly, play that funky music white boy and f***ing Journey…
Zombie shoes with a bow? http://bit.ly/bt67u0
The bad credit brigade are out in force today.
Would it be worth going to Belfast around the time of @buildconf just to hang around looking sad in the hope that someone will let me in?
I know it’s Friday and I know we live in the city centre, but if you could hear the racket coming from Enigma tonight…
When will kids learn that trying to buy a bottle of sherry isn’t going to fool anyone into thinking you’re actually old enough to drink?
It’s also a shame that neither me or @s_p_fraser are independently wealthy…
What sort of crazy fools are at an outdoor “rave” in this weather anyway?
Overheard: “What I would do is bend down and take a shit in court and plead insanity”, “Aye, then you’d get away with it!”
Oh it’s okay, it’s only going on until 1am. Oh wait…
RT @s_p_fraser: @jamesdeer If @jkdodd wasn’t working I’m sure she’d be over, can’t say you’d have many cupcakes left though!
Starting to really wish I’d been able to afford that placement in London. It’s a shame Bank of Dad is closed for business…
When a part-timer has to come along to open the shutters and turn off the alarm, you’re doing something wrong.
Now that I have my dresser back post-degree show storage, I might have some stuff to sell on Etsy…
I arrived at work this morning to find two full-time members of staff standing outside because they didn’t know how to open up.
RT @cole007: If that first cup of coffee in the morning doesn’t make you feel like you’re having a stroke then it’s not strong enough
Could really do with a incredibly simple, bare-bones CMS. Can’t decide what to go for, any recommendations?
Never say no to panda http://bit.ly/97uXOm (via @s_p_fraser)
Okay, Spotify is open and ready for someone to tell me what to listen to.
I had a pair of tights like these once. Cost me a couple of quid from Osiris in Glasgow 4 years ago. Catch up Topshop http://bit.ly/c4URcj
When did “Well, my phone is like duffed!” become an acceptable way to open a conversation? Not even an hello?
Eugh, I can tell already today is going to be a nightmare.
But a couple of well-worded text messages from @s_p_fraser has cheered me up.
I hope my neighbour appreciates the irony of his “Back Pain Institute” envelope having “Do Not Bend” written on it…
There appears to be a Lego-man’s head stuck in the lock on my cupboard door. http://post.ly/ytcD
Eugh, pub golfers…
has been sent The Reader: http://LOVEFiLM.com/r/QQiHmy8
Watched Drag Me to Hell: http://LOVEFiLM.com/r/QQyG-TA
Damn it I want this. Someone want to lend me £80? http://is.gd/fjD8U
RT @jamesdeer: Dear Website, Please do not automagically play sound without a mute button. Thanks. James.
Huzzah! @s_p_fraser shall be home momentarily.
The new Ikea advert is amazing! Dozens of cats frollicking around Ikea? Jo-heaven!
Looking through the “What is Twitter?” training module at work. It’s painful.
Im sure @jennifermjones will appreciate the slice of karma I just received from my father…
